Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Stock tip for the month:




Invest heavily in Gas-x. Their profits will sky rocket as I single handedly pad their bottom line from my own pocketbook. I will drain their inventory and force their employees to work overtime to keep up with my demand. My co-workers will praise the product as it relieves them of their misery of working in confinded spaces with me for 9 hours a day. The pregnancy bible What to expect when you are expecting says this is "normal" that this is very common throughout pregnancy. Yipee, my coworkers have eight more months of this! I can't wait for the husband to get home tonight, we'll play a little game of dutch oven :)

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home